After 8 1/2 years, the long-unawaited sequel to this has arrived…

1. Sex and the City 2: The Apocalypse
   New bombshells. Same butterface.
2. XX Men
   Dance Dance Evolution
3. M:i:MI
   The last one-thousand missions were impossible, too. And yet you’re still here.
4. Russ Meyer Jr.’s The Passion of Mary
   99 virgins but the bitch ain’t one.
5. Ratatouille in London: Black Plague Confit
   Rat au vin. Bathroom break sans hand washing.
6. 12 Angry Men and One Japanese Girl
   It’s a hung jury. Will they come together?
7. Back to School: The Virginia Tech Years
   And you thought Sam Kinison’s character was mean.
8. Jackass 18
   Come for the laughs. Stay for the post-credits Steve-O balloon-inflation colostomy hole scene.
9. Patch Adams vs. Mr. Holland
   Whoever wins… We lose.
10. Shawshank II: Andy Gets Bored in Mexico, Moves to Texas, and Joins the Rodeo
    Steer can hold you prisoner. Rope can set you free.

Kinison in Back to School, 99 Problems (and Wonderwall)