I already compared Nadya Suleman to Obama. (And I’m thankful that all the female chimpanzee mothers of eight didn’t take to the streets to protest me.) But Suleman represents much more than the POTUS, so I need to make one more comparison. (By the way, that’s “President of the United States”, not “Postpartum Octo-Torn Uterine Slut”.)

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At least Nadya Suleman produced babies, and not a jar of piss or a brown smudge. But that’s just a technicality. It just means the checks she receives won’t come from the National Endowment of the Arts. The Nadya Suleman personal stimulus package will be postmarked with some other Washington, D.C. address.

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