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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the key to solving the nuclear standoff between Iran and the West is for the UN to formally acknowledge Iran’s sovereign right to build bombs and kill people. Ahmadinejad made the statement just one day after formally acknowledging the latest round of UN sanctions by urinating on them and mailing them back to the UN, still wet, with a photo of his own ass covered in 191 red lipstick marks. [Read more →]