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Defending Towel Heads, Iranian Integrity, and Muslim Community Centers

Iran and Gaza Peace Convoys

It’s fortunate that the government of Iran consists of pussies. Another way of putting it is: the Iranians know how weak they are and that their power depends entirely on our (and other Western nations’) decision to leave them alone.

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June 7, 2010 at 1:19 am   2 Comments

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Obama’s Nuclear Fetish: Making the World Safe From Ukrainian Terrorists

It’s occurred to me why Barack Obama loves terrorists. Not that he calls any of them by their first names with any frequency, but he does seem to appreciate the fact that “terrorists” are already floating around in the ether of the public mind. It’s such a vaguely defined concept that not only does it require no specific action, but it allows any action to be bullshitably linked (or if you have an antagonism to the split infinitive: to be linked bullshitably), in such a way that your mindless flailings can actually be described as constructive. “Mindless flailings”, however, doesn’t give Obama the discredit he deserves.

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April 16, 2010 at 9:52 am   No Comments

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Ahmadinejad Says Allowing Iran to Nuke Millions Only Way to Solve Atomic Dispute

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the key to solving the nuclear standoff between Iran and the West is for the UN to formally acknowledge Iran’s sovereign right to build bombs and kill people. Ahmadinejad made the statement just one day after formally acknowledging the latest round of UN sanctions by urinating on them and mailing them back to the UN, still wet, with a photo of his own ass covered in 191 red lipstick marks. [Read more →]

August 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm   2 Comments

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