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On Mice and Government Cheese

Another company took the bait. Not that anyone had a problem with that. The problem was that top management was able to get some of the cheese out of the trap.

“I, Barack Husein Obama, am outraged by this behavior!” he says, his beautifully chiseled face turned upward in the direction of AIG executives, as if Michelangelo himself had discovered a way to turn a block of marble into a frozen, three-dimensional snapshot of monotony. You’ll have to excuse him if he looks like he’s not breathing. He’s “choked up with anger”.

Don’t you know, silly AIG mouse, that when the federal government serves you stolen cheese on a silver mousetrap, you’re supposed to eat it head-first?

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March 17, 2009 at 6:37 am   1 Comment

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America’s Top Beggar

We have achieved, in some of my favorite words from Archie Bunker, “a new high in low”. And, like the daily stock market reports, I have no doubt that today’s new high in low will be tomorrow’s old high in low.

This was an actual caption on CNN today:

“Automakers must work for money”

That’s right. Stay out of the way. Us Democrats are getting tough. (Picture a green jackass.) [Read more →]

November 21, 2008 at 8:20 am   No Comments

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Letter to My Congressman on the Bailout Bill

I emailed this to my congressman today. [

October 2, 2008 at 7:26 am   No Comments

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Somebody, Please, Bail Me Out (of This Tortuous Presidential Election)

Here I go again. Microanalyzing idiots to decide which one will be less bad for me. Ah, yes, it’s the run-up to the Presidential Election. [Read more →]

September 30, 2008 at 1:43 pm   No Comments

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