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Tips for the Novice Transsexual

by Aaron Kendall

Tips for men who become women

• During the first few months, you will experience what many doctors call ghost penis. The only solution to this problem is to learn to ignore it. Otherwise, you will find yourself in an embarrassing situation, while playing baseball for example, as you attempt to adjust nothing but air.

• Attempting to impress your new female friends by farting or belching will not work quite successfully as it had with your male friends.

• Learn not to become insulted when men accuse you of being a woman.

• Women that you deemed as "hot" in your past life as a man must now be addressed by you as whores or tramps.

• You cannot still use men's urinals by simply shifting from facing it to not facing it. This is a terrible faux pas.

• Do not keep your penis in a jar around the house as a decorative item.

• Homosexuality is more of an option at this point.