To the Subliminal Communications Institute:

Your ad for the staff psychologist in the
Monday issue of the New York Times is quite
unusual, as is the practice of vesting your
employees not working thirty-five hours or even
longer. If your stock option plan is that good
indeed, you'll understand why I am so eager to meet
knaves who hire psychologists solely just because they
eat up, like me, those kind of perks. Being part-time
is good enough, but what's great is just the subliminal
methods I'll use. When I do study people, it'll be so
entertaining to have some idiots to be able to brainwash.

Please call me at your earliest convenience to set up an interview.

Yours truly,

Frederick Meinhardt, Ph.D.