Your ad for the staff psychologist in the
Monday issue of the New York Times is quite
unusual, as is the practice of vesting your
employees not working thirty-five hours or even
longer. If your stock option plan is that good
indeed, you'll understand why I am so eager to meet
knaves who hire psychologists solely just because they
eat up, like me, those kind of perks. Being part-time
is good enough, but what's great is just the subliminal
methods I'll use. When I do study people, it'll be so
entertaining to have some idiots to be able to brainwash.
Please call me at your earliest convenience to set up an interview.