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Pre-Written Employment Cover Letters You Can Use
Busboy Position
by Jason Roth
To whom it may concern,
I would like to apply for the position of entry-level busboy with Randy's Roadhouse Diner Corporation. I believe that my table clearing skills, in addition to my polite tableside manner, will make for a valuable addition to your wait staff and kitchen team.
I'm now at that stage of my career when I feel I can take on the responsibility of gathering dirty dishes. While I appreciate the opportunity so kindly offered to me by my current employer, I feel that mopping up the spillage at a sperm bank no longer holds the allure for me that it once did.
Please call me at your earliest convenience, and I'd be happy to come in for an interview to discuss this further.
Best regards,
Jonathan A. Robertson, Jr.
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