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Pre-Written Employment Cover Letters You Can Use
by Jason Roth
Do you need to display your creativity and initiative, but lack both? Have no fear, we at Save the Humans are here to help.
Simply choose one of the letters below, sign your own name, and mail. Before you know it, you'll have employers knocking down your door to either hire you or bash your head in with a baseball bat. (It's recommended that you wear a batting helmet before mailing.)
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