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Recommended Clown Pranks
by Jason Roth
- Grease the high wire.
- Piss in the peanuts.
- Kick the lion trainer in the ass with your big floppy shoes (while his head is in the lion's mouth, of course.)
- Fake your own suicide with a goofy balloon noose.
- Run over an elephant's foot with your miniature bicycle.
- Walk into a strip club on stilts and ask for a lap dance.
- Toss the juggler a live grenade during his grand finale.
- Have an affair with the strong man, then cheat on him with the bearded lady.
- Fill your squirting flower with mace.
- Sneak up behind the knife thrower and smash a pair of symbols.
- Sue the circus for unsafe working conditions, and as evidence display the plastic arrow sticking through your head.
- Lock the ringmaster naked in the monkey cage.
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