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All-New, Pre-Made, Easy-to-Cook, One-of-a-Kind, Bar and Restaurant Appetizers

Deep Fried Grease-Battered Grease Balls

by Jason Roth

Made with 100% real grease! Using our patent-pending process, first we extract the greasy residue left in our machinery after producing our other deep fried foods. Next, we funnel the grease into a large tray and let it harden into ice-cube sized grease balls. Then, we sprinkle on a thin coating of our famous "grease crumb batter", those marvelous, little flash-broiled specks of burnt grease bits mixed with 100% all-natural grease.

Grease Balls arrive frozen and ready to cook right at your door. Just deep fry for 30 seconds to achieve that wonderful, crispy-on-the-outside, chewy-on-the-inside, unique taste of Deep Fried Grease-Battered Grease Balls! Serve with warm grease dip.

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