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All-New, Pre-Made, Easy-to-Cook, One-of-a-Kind, Bar and Restaurant Appetizers
Thrice Boiled Potatoes
by Jason Roth
Why settle for baking your food twice when you can boil it thrice?®
We've taken a good idea and made it even better. Like it's distant cousin, the twice baked potato, Thrice Boiled Potatoes are cooked more times than any human food needs to be. A Thrice Boiled Potato is boiled, carefully skinned, and its contents blended with cheddar cheese to creamy perfection. It's then boiled again in a pot full of molten cream cheese, blended with sour cream and chives, placed back into its peel, hand sewn together like a football, and boiled a third time in jack cheese.
Serve a Thrice Boiled Potato during the second half of the game or after happy hour, and none of your customers will care what this mushy, creamy, flavorless piece of shit tastes like. The perfect bar food.
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