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All-New, Pre-Made, Easy-to-Cook, One-of-a-Kind, Bar and Restaurant Appetizers
Nuclear Fallout Brussels Sprouts Poppers and Ultra Super Atomic Mushroom Cloud Meltdowns
by Jason Roth
We take the three things beer drinkers enjoy most: beer, cheese, and violence, and combine with the all-natural taste of Real Vegetables. This is one explosive combination! Brussels sprouts and mushrooms are stuffed with cheese then beer-battered, guaranteeing to make your customers cheer, "Fuck you, vegetables!"
Each serving comes with a free, bar-top Middle Eastern target game, so customers can have fun bombing the Islamofascist world from the comfort of their bar stools. Not our bestselling item, just our attempt to prove that people will eat anything as long as its deep fried, stuffed with cheese, sounds spicier than it is, and has a name that alludes to nuclear warfare.
You just can't make this shit up.
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