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Cliché Argument Translations
by Aaron Kendall
Cliché Argument #7: Well, even though you may be able to operate in a self-constructive way, not everyone is like you.
Implicit Translation: Those people who have sex with kittens don't really want to have sex with kittens. They just can't help it! Did you actually think that they did?!? You dumb bastard.
Literal Translation: Well, let's just face it...you're a freakin' freak of nature, ya freak.
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