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Cliché Argument Translations
by Aaron Kendall
Cliché Argument #5: Well, with all of the chaos in the universe, how can one really know anything?
Implicit Translation: Okay, I know for sure that knowledge isn't valid...even what I'm stating right now. No...wait...I mean, I'm convinced that you can't be right because no one is right...even me at this very moment. Okay, this isn't working too well, so I'm just going to flick you off and spit on you. That's better.
Literal Translation: I like undermining your sense of security about yourself and your surroundings. When you're feeling really vulnerable, like if one of your parents dies, be sure to give me a call.
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