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Cliché Argument Translations

by Aaron Kendall

Cliché Argument #2: Well, that's just your truth. It's not my truth.

Implicit Translation: I say po-tay-to, you say po-tah-to. I say that a doody demon lives in my toilet, and you say that you're the reincarnation of Stalin and Hitler's love child. In any case, we're all out of our friggin' minds! Whoopeee! Let's break out the smack!

Literal Translation: I find you to be somewhat pretentious and self-righteous in some mysterious way...you cocksucker.

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