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Cliché Argument Translations
by Aaron Kendall
Cliché Argument #1: Well, maybe you'll understand one day once you've been there.
Implicit Translation: I don't care about any of your context which applies to the
situation, even if you were impaled by a rusty pipe in the middle of Harlem on a
really cold night. The fact is that I was anally raped in the middle of the Upper
East Side on a fairly cool night...while wearing brown sneakers! So, clearly, you
can't even begin to imagine my situation.
Literal Translation: You are quite ignorant...you bastard.
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