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Cliché Argument Translations
by Aaron Kendall
Have you ever heard a cliché argument and asked yourself "What the hell does that really mean?" Well, be confused no more... We have provided you with some of those translations here, enabling you to understand the babble of that idiot who uses them.
- Well, maybe you'll understand one day once you've been there. Translate!
- Well, that's just your truth. It's not my truth. Translate!
- If something comes from nothing, then nothing is something, so there has to be nothing in order for there to be something. Translate!
- Well, I'll have you know that your precious little freedom is the cause of many deaths, like gun-shot victims and overdose victims. Translate!
- Well, with all of the chaos in the universe, how can one really know anything? Translate!
- Oh, yeah? Well, my cock's bigger than your cock. Translate!
- Well, even though you may be able to operate in a self-constructive way, not everyone is like you. Translate!
- What about the children?!? Translate!
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