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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for October 26, 2001

Zone Perfect Fresh Food Delivery

Zone Perfect is what every overweight rich guy (or girl) works for. If you have the money to splurge, then screw those Weight Watchers Cardboard and Dirt Bars. Zone Perfect gives you three healthful meals a day, seven days a week.

So far available in four states, Zone Perfect is $41.50 per day. You get three meals, professionally prepared, delivered to your doorstep at 6:00 AM every morning. And it's based on the famous "40/30/30" nutrition ratio. You gotta love that! (Whatever the hell that is. You gotta really be up on the "diet world" to know this stuff.)

Zone Perfect is the reason you want to get fat in the USA.

Check out Zone Perfect Fresh Food Delivery

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