Pixy Sticks
Now here's a powdery, granulated substance you won't mind receiving in the mail. Well, at least when you order it yourself. And when you trust the sender. And when the package doesn't appear to be tampered with.
Pixy Sticks are the primordial candy. No chocolate, no nuts, no goddamn caramel. Just the all-natural basics: sugar, artificial colors, and artificial flavors.
But Pixy Sticks are more than powder. A non-candy addict might have packaged this stuff in a little envelope or something. But Pixy Stick packaging has been ergonomically designed for maximum-paced ingestion.
The only other step left in the candy evolution process is hypodermic needles filled with sugar-water. New hypo-fun!
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