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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for October 18, 2001

Sour Candy at Candy Warehouse

The Candy Warehouse website is simply too much for one Self-Gratification Award. And besides, sour candy deserves an award on its own.

All your sour needs can be met, with everything from Giant Sour Powder Sticks and Sour Punch Ropes, to Sour Gummy Bears, Sour Lollipops, Melt Down Sour Liquid Tubes, and Sour Galaxy Goo.

Now of course we'll have some complainers.

"Hey, if I want Sour Gummy Bears, I need to buy 20 pounds! What the hell is that?"

Well, you're right. But while the negative is having to buy 20 pounds-worth of gummy bears, the upside is that you'll have 20 pounds of gummy bears. It all works out in the end.

Check out Sour Candy at Candy Warehouse

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