Wonderfulllywacky.com
We all know how hard it can be to buy for the person who has everything. Wonderfullywacky.com has a solution.
You see, no one literally has everything. What they have is everything worth having. Or, at least, everything not so stupid that they wouldn't mind admitting it to you, thus contributing to your perception of them as someone who has everything.
In short, if you buy everyone you know gifts that are so useless, so absurd, or so stupid, you're more likely never to hear a disappointing reaction like:
Oh no! Not another goddamn projection alarm clock!
Or if you think a projection clock isn't safe enough, you could try one of these:
- Chocolate body paint
- A gasoline-powered blender
- Sushi candy
- An inflatable deer head
- Bar-stool go-carts
- Brain-shaped Jello molds
If you can find a single person who has everything and also owns a gas-powered blender, then get down on your knees. You've found God.
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