The Red, White, and Blue Condom
It's no secret that at certain times, with certain people, you want to get that Barry White crap off your stereo and have sex to the Star Spangled Banner.
When that patriotic time, ehem, comes, you better be dressed for the occasion.
So stop by that Afghani restaurant with the hot waitress (you know the one), take her back to your place, and start doing to their women what our military is doing to their country.
Of course, by that I mean "shooting stuff at them from above." (I hope you didn't have your mind in the gutter!)
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