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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for November 7, 2001

The Red, White, and Blue Condom

It's no secret that at certain times, with certain people, you want to get that Barry White crap off your stereo and have sex to the Star Spangled Banner.

When that patriotic time, ehem, comes, you better be dressed for the occasion.

So stop by that Afghani restaurant with the hot waitress (you know the one), take her back to your place, and start doing to their women what our military is doing to their country.

Of course, by that I mean "shooting stuff at them from above." (I hope you didn't have your mind in the gutter!)

Check out The Red, White, and Blue Condom

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