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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for November 26, 2001

Kyle LeBlanc Crayfish Farms

Even if you don't find "rabbit glands" appetizing (yes, they sell rabbit parts), you'll find something worth eating at Kyle LeBlanc Crayfish Farms.

For one thing, how about a few pounds of live or frozen crayfish? Or you can completely cater your Louisiana-style party with alligator meat, shrimp etouffee, seafood gumbo, and Louisiana crab cakes. Their "Cajun Gift Box", for $39.95, is actually a good deal and has a whole bunch of stuff, like Alligator Smoked Sausage, one whole rabbit, 2 pounds of fresh boiled crayfish, beans and rice, and lots more.

But alas, did you think a crayfish website could have absolutely nothing offensive on it? Think again. These guys are encouraging customers to start their own crayfish farms with help, of course, from them. But guess what their major selling point is to get people into the crayfish business?

"Government assistance is available for crayfish farms."

Don't you enjoy having money stolen out of your paycheck every week so some schmuck can satisfy his crayfish farming whims? Bastards.

Check out Kyle LeBlanc Crayfish Farms

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