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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for November 21, 2001

The 45.6-Ounce Chocolate Turkey

Humans are more than carnivores. Whatever we are doesn't exist anywhere else in nature. Not only do we eat animals, we also mold stuff to look like animals, and eat them, too.

We have an entire holiday devoted to chocolate rabbits. And now, we have the rise of the chocolate turkey.

You don't necessarily need to purchase the 45.6-ounce model. There's also little chocolate turkey lollipops, cute little chocolate pilgrim lollipops, and - get this - a chocolate chocolate box filled with chocolate.

Need something to give thanks for? You got it.

Check out The 45.6-Ounce Chocolate Turkey

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