Not since Star Trek has a federation had so much wide-reaching power. (Did you know that you now have to apply for a license with the National Turkey Federation before making a sandwich out of leftovers?)

Ok, let's be honest. The only reason this federation won today's award is because it's a federation. There's not a chance in hell that the Local Brotherhood of Chicken Fetishists is going to win an award on the same week as Thanksgiving.

Of course, those guys don't know a goddamn thing about turkeys. Bastards.

Check out Thanksgiving Cooking Tips from the National Turkey Federation

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