The Beer Helmet
It's not easy for a no-armed guy to get trashed. But thanks to a beer helmet, you can have no arms, or if need be, keep your hands on the controls of your wheelchair, or have a variety of other handicaps and still manage to get beer down your throat.
Of course, it goes without saying that a beer helmet can also come in handy when you're drinking at the bottom of a cliff. While the helmet can't do anything to protect you from the, ehem, "large" people you might become attracted to after using the helmet for a few hours, it will help deflect some of the smaller rocks from making you even more stupid during an avalanche.
Remember, if you don't protect your head, you won't have any more brain cells to destroy.
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