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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for May 24, 2001

Frozen White Castle Cheeseburgers by Mail

Since not everyone has the opportunity to eat the 160-calorie, 9-gram of fat treasure of a burger, today we present a company that will ship them to your doorstep.

For those who never ate a Whitecastle cheeseburger: picture a little burger about three-inches across with a Wonderbread-soft bun, a little square patty with five dice-like hole punches covered with little onions, and the whole thing completely soaking in grease.

Rumor has it that bad college philosophy professors use White Castle cheese burgers to attempt to prove the theory/practice dichotomy. Give 'em points for trying. I never would have thought these little grease sponges would have been edible.

Check out Frozen White Castle Cheeseburgers by Mail

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