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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for June 27, 2001

Ralph's Roadmap for Wings

If you don't need this site, consider yourself lucky. Either you've gotten over your addiction to buffalo wings, never had it, or have a quality buffalo wing service establishment near your place of residence. Well, keep your ugly ass away from the Chicken Wings Web Ring, they don't want you.

Not all of us are as fortunate. Even in NYC, for example, it's not easy to find good buffalo wings. But thanks to Ralph, we can get 271 reviews of restaurants and bars that serve buffalo wings in 216 cities, all 50 US states, and 8 countries. (Including some tasty wings in Dublin, Ireland, and others at the Kunsan Air Base in South Korea.)

Just thinking about chickens getting slaughtered, their feathered, headless bodies running around the farmyard with blood spurting out of their necks, all covered in Louisiana hot sauce and blue cheese - is getting me hungry.

Check out Ralph's Roadmap for Wings

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