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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for June 19, 2001

The Texas Cool Vest

One thing that really sucks is when you're fighting a fire in some old hag's apartment, breathing in nothing but smoke, and you start to sweat. How embarrassing.

Hey, it happened to me. But if I had been wearing the Texas Cool Vest, I would have been cool, comfortable, and - goddamn it, I would have been downright stylish.

The Texas Cool Vest stays at 65-degrees F. for at least 2 1/2 hours, using phase-change technology. (Not patented, since a bunch of other companies have the same thing.) For only $160.00 (or $195.00 for the flame-resistant version), you can get a vest that keeps you cool.

Now, if you want the deluxe version of the vest, here's what the website says about its extra Cool Packs:

one of the most exciting features of the 65-degree F. phase-change Cool Packs are their ability to recharge in ice water with 20-25 minutes!

But don't blame these guys for the bad grammar, they're busy knitting cooling vests.

Check out The Texas Cool Vest

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