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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for July 27, 2001

NeedMoreBeer.com

Though it's easy to find sex and violence on the Web, getting alcohol isn't so easy. Here's the site that "fills a much-needed gap" by supplying Czech, Austrian, and Slovak beers to the thirsty and/or alcoholic public.

Never had the original Bud? Then now's your chance.

Now here's the bad news. You can't order if you live in the U.S.

You can order if your Canadian, Mexican, Nigerian, or Polish, but not if you're American. The Land of the Free is too strict in its alcohol laws even to let you buy a six-pack online. It's nice to know we're so tough on our beer drinkers, ain't it?

Let's see if we can be half as tough on our rapists.

Check out NeedMoreBeer.com

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