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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for July 25, 2001

Ketchup World

"And you thought you knew ketchup!"

So reads Ketchup World's tagline. Personally, I think they should change it to:

"You ketchup-ignorant fuck. Why don't you go stick a bottle of mustard up your ass you goddamn bastard. Screw you."

But apart from that one little flaw to this company's website, it otherwise rules.

There's international ketchup, from places like Pakistan, Germany, and St. Lucia; not quite ketchup, made with things like mushrooms, green tomatoes, and mangos, there's spicy ketchup like Ass Kickin' Ketchup, Jonny's Love Apple Spicy Chipotle Ketchup, and Boar's Breath Jalopeno Pepper Ketchup.

Plus, they've got organic and sugarless ketchups, and best of all, a decent website design and good prices. But if you find something better than Heinz, let me know.

Check out Ketchup World

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