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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for July 2, 2001

Moon-Walker Sales

Now, this is something I don't often say, but if I won the lottery, I would definitely invest in my own bouncy, inflatable, plastic moon-walk.

Do you remember your first experience on a moon-walk? I just remember laughing non-stop the entire time, jumping and bouncing and falling on my ass half the time, and not caring at all because I was laughing too damn hard.

Did you know that you can get a brand-new, deluxe 15'4" x 14"4" Castle II moon-walk for only $2,995.00? Screw the yacht, baby. If you're gonna live the good life, you need your own moon-walk.

Check out Moon-Walker Sales

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