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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for July 19, 2001

Custom Printed Toilet Paper

What could boost your company's sales better than giving out free rolls of toilet paper with your corporate logo stamped on it? Once you have your customers associating your company with what they do in the bathroom, you've got 'em for good.

And now Carlberg Graphix will do the printing for you. You can have anything printed on them, not just logos, so why not get your whole family a roll for Christmas?

Just make sure to include at least one witty phrase using a pun on "wipe" or "shit". Or how about this one: get a picture of Fonzie from Happy Days, with the quote "Sit on it." That will really "crack" people up, don't you think?

Please send pun complaints to: YourPunsSuck@savethehumans.com

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