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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for December 4, 2001

Scubber's Wings and Ribs



After searching the Internet for years (ok, 5 minutes) we have, proudly, discovered the Holy Grail of e-commerce sites. A site that sells and ships fully cooked buffalo wings and barbecued ribs.

Now, we can't vouch for the quality of this place. (What kind of award do you think this is?) But Jesus Christ, we're talking about buffalo wings. (Ribs come in a distant second.) There's only so low a buffalo wing can sink. Buffalo wings sort of have the opposite of Original Sin. Let's call it Original Virtue. It's a buffalo wing, so it automatically gets at least 15-20 Godpoints.

And the prices aren't bad either. A 3 lb. bag of wings (approx. 60 wings) is only $16.99. Somebody order these and report back. You'll get one autographed copy of my ass.

Check out Scubber's Wings and Ribs

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