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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for August 31, 2001

The Official Boo Berry Site

You gotta love a food product that contains sugar and marshmallows in its top-three ingredients. Evidently, the politically-correct police haven't had Boo Berry arrested yet. Sure, they may have tried, but they forgot you can't keep a ghost behind bars. (Those fucking idiots.)

Boo Berry, both an inspirational heroic figure who battles against the chains of oppression, and a tasty marshmallow-laden breakfast cereal, is a symbol of times past. Even if you've never eaten the cereal, you can probably remember Boo Berry hovering quietly in the background on a Saturday morning cartoon, while Franken Berry and Count Chocula stole the spotlight.

But did you know that you can still buy Boo Berry cereal? That's right, and the Official Boo Berry Page has a link to General Mills for purchasing this, and many other, alternative foods. The Official Boo page truly does a great service for humanity, and for this, it gets the Self-Gratification Award.

Boo forever, baby.

Check out The Official Boo Berry Site

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