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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award
For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.
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The Winner for August 30, 2001
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The "Sex in the Bible" Page
Straight from the Skeptic's Annotated Bible, comes (and please don't make me say "no pun intended") this great list of sexual references in the Bible. As if anyone needs another reason to laugh at religion, this list provides at least 45 more seconds of amusement.
Here's one good one:
"We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But my breasts [are] like towers."
And another:
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
In other words, you can sleep late next Sunday if you get someone to kick you in the nuts. And if you experience any traumatic gardening accidents, make sure you sew that thing back on before mass. You'll have a hard time making it past the surprise penis check without your privy member.
Check out The "Sex in the Bible" Page
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