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The Savethehumans.com
Self-Gratification
of the Day Award

For the most unnecessary - but coolest - product, website, or doodad of the day.

The Winner for August 24, 2001

Topps Candy

Did you know that the same company makes:

  • Bazooka bubble gum

  • Ring Pops

  • Push Pops

No offense to Thomas Edison, but this is some serious shit. It's a travesty that more people don't know the Topps Company produces all three of these products.

Yeah, we know, the light bulb is great and everything, but what about inventing the freaking Bazooka Joe Comics in 1953? Or the Ring Pop in 1977?

These freaks even invented "Pokemon Popzoids" candy. Now they're getting a little out of control.

Bastards.

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