The Raccoon Penis Bone Necklace
Your wait is over. Here's a website where you can finally get the raccoon penis bone necklace you've always wanted.
Now you can look just like Mike Pitt (pictured here), whom I only recognize because I just watched Finding Forrester. The movie wasn't bad, but I kind of wish Sean Connery had been wearing a raccoon penis bone necklace.
If you don't have the $13 to shell out for the bone, you can even trade for it. Just make sure you send "something cool".
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