Man Kills Dog, Soils Corpse Over 2% Salary Increase, Weak Economy Blamed
The declining U.S. economy claimed one more victim today, this time a Boston terrier by the name of Mr. Harvey.
February 4, 2009 at 7:55 am 2 Comments
Hornbuckle’s Conversations with Himself: Texas Prison Riots
Just how do you quell them Texas prison riots?
February 2, 2009 at 7:15 am No Comments
Predictions for 2009
Aaron Kendall enlightens you on the state of things to be.
January 29, 2009 at 7:49 am No Comments
24 Ways to Get Rejected by the Make-a-Wish Foundation
The Make-a-Wish Foundation has to be one of the most amazing charities on the planet. They’ve helped thousands of kids all over the world. They’ve instilled joy and relieved pain. The only problem is, not all dying kids are good kids. So, in the spirit of “bad kids are people, too”, we present the following suggestions.
January 27, 2009 at 7:50 am No Comments
Hornbuckle’s Conversations with Himself: Barack Hussein Obama
We’re proud to present the first installment of a new audio series. Mr. Jason Hornbuckle has been generous enough to present the inner dialogues of his own mind, completely raw and uncensored. Please enjoy. Read more →
January 26, 2009 at 9:46 am No Comments
Big Brother Gives You Another Wedgie
Australian writer and teacher Harry Nicolaides was sentenced in Thailand to three years in prison for writing a novel containing 12 lines of text deemed insulting to the king. Read more →
January 23, 2009 at 8:20 am No Comments
The 25 Ideas in the Barack Obama Inauguration Address, Evaluated
The number of words in Barack Obama’s presidential inauguration address was 2,412. Here it is in 666.
January 21, 2009 at 4:07 am 3 Comments
Obama’s Inauguration: “An” Historic Event?
Let’s move beyond the obvious historical aspect of the inauguration of Barack Obama to the office of President of the United States. (That his inauguration will rob thousands of decent men from becoming the first black president.) Let’s get to the important stuff. Like whether the event is “an” historic event or “a” historic event. (I’m going to assume you understand why it’s not a/an “historical” event.) Read more →
January 20, 2009 at 8:59 am No Comments
Sick & Twisted Movie Sequels and Taglines: The Sequel
After 8 1/2 years, the long-unawaited sequel to this has arrived…
January 9, 2009 at 7:47 am No Comments
Obama, Blagojevich, and the Senate Democrats: Who’s Pulling Whose Strings?
Immediately after Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich announced his appointee to Obama’s ex-Senate seat, bam! Obama comes out in favor of principle: whoever Blagojevich might or might not have appointed, Obama is adamantly in favor of the Senate Democrat decision to reject “any” appointment by Blagojevic. I live right next to New Jersey, and even I can smell the corruption. (And I say that as proud ex-New Jersean.)
December 30, 2008 at 7:46 pm No Comments
