Cons and Pros of a New Job
Con: My own website gets blocked from me due to content.
Pro: After running an idea past my boss, he responds to me:
“That’s a crazy idea…. We should do that.”
March 29, 2008 at 12:00 pm 2 Comments
If a Child Films Child Porn in the Middle of a Forest, Is It Child Porn?
Sure, you might call this post “perve bait” or “SEO for child molesters”. I call it a serious inquiry into the nature of child pornography. I also call bums foul-smelling, lazy motherfuckers. So, if you’re still with me, then feel free to proceed. Read more →
March 28, 2008 at 1:07 am 3 Comments
Your Ten-Foot Inflatable Rat Fails to Impress Me
As I walk on my way to work in Manhattan, you can’t avoid or ignore some things on the sidewalk. The free newspapers, the person with the giganta-fucking-normous umbrella when it rains, the Crow-Man who drops his corvine babble upon people as his more amusing form of bird shit… Read more →
March 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm 8 Comments
Obama’s White Friends
“Race doesn’t matter,” the crowd chanted after Sen. Barack Obama’s sweeping victory… Read more →
March 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm 2 Comments
This Website Officially Deemed a “Hate Organization”
I forget if I’ve linked to this before, but it’s classic… Read more →
March 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm 5 Comments
Eliot Spitzer (for the record)
March 12, 2008 at 11:04 am 2 Comments
If Current Trends Continue…
- If people like Mike Bloomberg and John McCain can dry hump and glory hole the wall which divides the political sides of America… Read more →
March 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm 1 Comment
Spitzer Sues Prostitute Over Sex Addiction
In a surprising turn of events, NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has filed a lawsuit against “Kristen”, a prostitute for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring. Spitzer’s complaint alleges that “Kristen’s” refusal to allow him to sleep with her bareback, while allegedly knowing of his sexual addiction, constituted unfair exploitation of an ADA-protected disability. Read more →
March 11, 2008 at 7:01 am 5 Comments
Oprah’s Big Power-Lusting Pretentious Prickfest
“Oh my God. I never knew the world’s largest alcoholic crack-addicted bum house is right here in downtown Denver!”
“No shit! But what about your baggy shirt?”
“Fuck, you’re right. First, the tits. Then, the drug addicts.” Read more →
March 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm No Comments
Top 10 Tips and Tricks for Child Predators
Having trouble meeting the little ones? Here are some techniques that might help you improve your game. Read more →
March 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm No Comments
