The List

10 or 11 Useless Pieces of Wisdom  (9/26/07)

Ten Things Americans Know About New Zealand  (2/3/07)

Unfortunate Candidates for Hell  (12/28/06)

The 10 Comebacks Michael Richards Didn't Use  (11/29/06)

Office Terminology  (11/12/06)

Twelve Guidelines for Objectivist Writers  (11/9/06)

18 Moderately Fun Things to Do for Moderate Muslims  (2/12/06)

The Last Ten Remaining Principles of the Republican Party  (12/29/05)

The Case Against Santa Claus: Ten Reasons Christmas is Based on One Big Lie  (11/9/05)

50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House  (9/19/05)

The 18 Stupidest Google Searches I've Ever Made Just So Some Schmuck Would Find the Keywords in His Referrer Logs  (7/13/05)

Top 10 Reasons to Date Outside Your Race  (6/12/05)

45 Fun Things to Do at a Funeral  (3/27/05)

15 Things an Aviophobe Can Tell Himself During Airplane Turbulence  (12/2/04)

44 Fun Things to Do in a Supermarket  (11/6/04)

50 Fun Things to Do During Confession  (3/19/04)

People Whose Funerals Deserve Low Attendance  (10/22/03)

The Top 2 Most Humiliating Acts for a Human Being  (8/6/03)

Top 10 Excuses for Downloading Internet Porn at Work  (7/14/03)

119 People (or Groups of People) Some Guy Named Ben Really Hates (in Alphabetical Order)  (3/25/03)

Top 10 Reasons to Appease Saddam Hussein  (3/12/03)

41 Stupid Things to Do in a Men's Public Restroom  (2/23/03)

Top 10 Actual Yahoo! Personals Quotes from NYC Men on November 5, 2002  (11/6/02)

Top 20 Actual Yahoo! Personals Quotes from NYC Women on October 26, 2002  (10/27/02)

The Top Ten Least Funny Things in the Universe  (10/27/02)

Low-Percentage Pick-Up Lines  (9/15/02)

Top 10 Ways to Celebrate New Year's Eve in the Middle East  (12/30/01)

10 Warning Labels  (8/8/01)

Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much  (5/7/01)

The Seven Words You Can't Say on Chinese Television  (4/26/01)

11 Ways America Should Apologize to China  (4/6/01)

Top 10 Rejected City Slogans Part 2  (2/14/01)

Top Ten Ways to Seduce an Altar Boy  (1/30/01)

10 Reasons You Know Your Pet Isn't An Altruist  (1/24/01)

Roth's Ten Immutable Laws  (12/27/00)

Top Ten Parenthetical Product Labels  (12/21/00)

Useless Attire for Post-Necktie Culture  (12/20/00)

43 Pranks to Play at Work That May or May Not Get You Fired  (12/5/00)

The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex  (10/2/00)

Top 10 ACLU Causes  (9/6/00)

Top 10 Rejected City Slogans  (9/6/00)

The Top 10 Things to Do to Anyone Who's Happy About the Breakup of Microsoft  (7/5/00)

40 Ways to Fuck With a Bad Waiter  (6/2/00)

13 Ways to Make a Bible Useful  (6/2/00)

48 Fun Things to Do In and Around a Department Store Fitting Room  (4/3/00)

25 Reasons Why McDonald's is Better Than the Catholic Church  (2/1/00)

Top 10 Warning Signs That a Loved One is on the Verge of Suicide  (2/1/00)

20 Ways to Live a Safer Life  (2/1/00)

21 Amusing Ways of Making Your Suicide Look Like Homicide  (2/1/00)