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Top 10 Reasons to Date Outside Your Race
by Jason Roth
- The food.
- First-hand, experimental analysis of sexual stereotypes.
- Other people think you're open-minded and shit.
- People in your own race look all the same.
- For the ability to turn an otherwise dull evening at a dance club into a full-blown race riot.
- So you can order something more interesting than chicken with cashew nuts without having to cart around a fucking dictionary.
- The chance to see your future daughter step out of the shower in all her exotic, biracial glory.
- A license to tell racist jokes as long as you top them off with: "That's ok, I'm going out with one."
- To piss off the racist "diversity" advocates by fucking with the gene pool and helping to end the existence of races.
- So you can say things like: "I'm a lover, not a hater", "What matters to me most is what's on the inside", and: "I like my women the way I like my food: Hot. Spicy. And with big fucking tits." Booya!
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