When was the last time you went to sleep thinking, "Jesus H. Christ, this gutter-soaked Nike Air basketball sneaker is one of the most disappointing pillows on the market"? Of course, you should consider yourself lucky to find a sneaker at all, or for that matter, a week-old grapefruit or yesterday's Daily News.
But now, you can rest easy. With Can 'O Pillow, you'll have a soft, clean pillow wherever you go.
Simply find a dry street corner, cardboard box, or sewer grate, and spray Can 'O Pillow until an ample amount of fluffy white foam appears. Allow to dry, and in under 30 seconds, a soft, instant pillow is waiting to give you a comfortable night's sleep. (1)
Footnotes:
(1) Spray-Blanket and Insta-Igloo not included.
