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Sick & Twisted Movie Sequels and Taglines
by Jason Roth
They're back. And this time, they have their own list.
Those darn red tights can really get a girl in trouble.
A classic screwball comedy about two men, a girl, and a hilarious one-night-stand with a chimpanzee.
Who says a little boy and a convicted child molester can't just be friends?
And you thought he stunk at camp.
A new romantic comedy from the director of You've Got Snuff and Headless in Seattle
In the middle of a shark's stomach, no one can hear you scream about animal rights.
These days, Reese's Pieces aren't the only thing she swallows.
When it rains, it pours, leaving Kermit with a cracked skull and four broken flippers.
The black conservative Republican story.
The greatest XXX story about a guy that gets nailed ever told.
Damn, that ugly bastard sure drives slow.
The Wiz, with lynchings.
This cripple doesn't ring a bell for nobody.
Meet a woman who gives great head in a box.
The mission is a retard.
She's one loaded bitch.
Now you can name your own price for Captain Kirk's genitals.
The world's most famous bumbling trio "go slapstick" on the world's most famous illiterate arrest-resisting drug-addicted criminal.
They wanted taxes. He gave them axes.
Being a vegetarian means never having to say you're sari.
Sure, Columbo yells a lot, but can you blame him?
Rambo Loman kicks some commie ass in this touching adaptation of a play about the American dream.
I will not eat out Kathy Bates with a mask. I will not eat out Kathy Bates in a cask. I will not touch her with a bowl. I will not fuck her with a pole.
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