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Sick & Twisted Movie Sequels and Taglines
by Jason Roth
- Three Stooges Meet Rodney King
The world's most famous bumbling trio "go slapstick" on the world's most famous illiterate arrest-resisting drug-addicted criminal.
- April the 15th: The Final Audit
They wanted taxes. He gave them axes.
- India Ghandi and the All-You-Can-Eat Wings and Ribs Buffet of Doom
Being a vegetarian means never having to say you're sari.
- A Woman Under the Influence of John Cassavetes' Incompetent Direction
Sure, Columbo yells a lot, but can you blame him?
- Death of a Socialist Playwright
Rambo Loman kicks some commie ass in this touching adaptation of a play about the American dream.
- Fried Green Eggs and Ham
I will not eat out Kathy Bates with a mask. I will not eat out Kathy Bates in a cask. I will not touch her with a bowl. I will not fuck her with a pole.
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