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Sick & Twisted Movie Sequels and Taglines
by Jason Roth
- The Muppets Take Magnolia
When it rains, it pours, leaving Kermit with a cracked skull and four broken flippers.
- The Invisible-to-the-Media Man
The black conservative Republican story.
- The Last Temptation of Teenage Jesus by the Devil in Miss Jones
The greatest XXX story about a guy that gets nailed ever told.
- The Straight Elephant Man Story
Damn, that ugly bastard sure drives slow.
- The Grand Wizard of Oz
The Wiz, with lynchings.
- The Fat Lazy Hunchback Sues Notre Dame for Wrongful Termination
This cripple doesn't ring a bell for nobody.
- Seven and a Half Weeks
Meet a woman who gives great head in a box.
- Saving Private Gump
The mission is a retard.
- There's Something About Carrie
She's one loaded bitch.
- Priceline.com Presents The Happy Hooker Goes to Vulcan
Now you can name your own price for Captain Kirk's genitals.
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