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Top 10 Must-See Movies for Liberals
A Tale of Two Towels
by Jason Roth
While travelling on business, a beautiful, young, American businesswoman falls in love with a mysterious Saudi Arabian man in a smoky, Paris bar. They make plans to meet again the following night, but the man dies tragically the next day while blowing up the Eiffel Tower.
Twenty-five years later, the woman, who remained a virgin throughout the years, returns to the same Paris bar. Sipping a glass of wine, she imagines how her life might have turned out differently had the man she loved not met with his misfortune accident. Her tears blur her vision, and as the tears clear, a young Arab comes into focus. He is wiping her eyes with his head scarf. We see that the bar is filled with Arabs, and as the camera pulls back out of the bar, we see the new Arab population of the Muslim Republic de France. The woman is dragged out of the bar and shot.
The woman awakens in a new room filled with smoky clouds. Her wrists are shackled to a wall, and as she turns her head, she sees sixty-nine other women in front of her, all naked and shackled to an endless stone wall. At the front of the line, she sees the man she fell in love with in Paris so many years ago. He is wildly raping the first virgin and beating her with his fists while she screams in pain. Our heroine smiles, and as the screen fades to black, she slowly spreads her legs.
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