You know what I'm sick of? People who think they know how to live better than you, and want to force you to live like they want you to.
Like these people who want to regulate junk food. And all these people always start with the poor, stupid, innocent children. You know what, assholes? Save your own fucking children, and leave ours alone.
I really don't want to walk into a convenience store and see a sign that says, "You must be 18 years of age or older to purchase this gummy fish." The gummy fish are not made to be eaten as your soul goddamn means of sustenance. And neither is McDonald's.
Evidently, some people are too stupid to understand this. Have you heard of this documentary called Super Size Me? It's a documentary by a fat, disgusting, dishonest slob other than Michael Moore. For an entire month, this guy ate nothing but McDonald's, and whenever they asked him if he wanted to super size his order, he said "yes".
This guy, Morgan Spurlock, should do a sequel. Next time, with rat poison. Super size that, you dumb fuck. I'm sure you could prove the highly intelligent point that too much rat poison isn't good for you. Maybe you'll get the rat poison companies to make their warning labels a half an inch bigger. Then, each label could be dedicated to you.
"This warning label is brought to you by that dumb fuck who thought that fast food was meant to be eaten three times a day."
In fact, ground up the bastard and use him as rat poison. I'm sure some McDonald's restaurants have a rat problem. Maybe they'll buy it.
"Hey, McDonald's, would you like to super size your order of rat poison?" Ok, then we'll ground up Morgan Spurlock's whole fucking family. Super size this, you asshole! Super size this!!
