"A liberal's been here, son."
"How do you know, daddy?"
"Look, do you see those?"
"Yes, what are they, daddy?"
"Liberal droppings. Make sure to wipe your feet before going inside."
On October 29th, in his article entitled "Forgoing More Tax Cuts Is the Price of War", genius-liberal Ronald Brownstein of the LA Times discussed the tax cuts passed by the House of Representatives:
"House Republicans last week pushed through a tax cut that will cost nearly $200 billion over the next five years..."
What amazes me, is how liberals can be so brazen in their misuse of language. They can be so full of it that their words themselves almost reek of donkey feces, and yet they proceed valiantly, like naked emperors off to battle.
Then I had a realization.
Robin Hood shot arrows for the cause. Liberals leave liberal droppings. Liberal droppings are just liberals' weapon of choice.
In Ronald Brownstein's case, he left liberal droppings all over the LA Times.
So, Mr. Brownstein, the tax cut is going to "cost" $200 billion?
Since when does it "cost" money not to take it from somebody? If you manage to escape from a mugger, does it "cost" the mugger whatever money you had in your wallet?
Let's see, I have $52 in my wallet right now. Earlier today, I walked a good 35 blocks through New York City. I must have passed by, I'd estimate, at least two or three potential muggers. So I cost muggers $156 today. I might as well have mugged them! (To make up for this travesty, maybe we can give muggers a tax deduction on business expenses. You know, on stuff like guns and ski masks.)
